Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
I thought this was going along the misconception of Frankenstein being the Monster but was proud to see it was written by someone smart.
Does that mean u arent proud of me anymore
i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just
omg you’re straight!!? wow. like, how does that even work? how do you have sex? omfg when did you know that you’re straight? haven’t you tried being gay?! maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet…. but wow you’re straight. i have a straight friend. hi straight friend. HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND
there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
I said “YAAAS” at work today and no one had a fucking clue what I was talking about