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averypottermormon:

animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

I’M GONNA CRY

jaz-kat:

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

OMFG

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

discwars:

"Boys dont like girls with short hair" ok but have you seen ouran highschool host club

(Source: birdtouch)

dana-cardinal:

mypatronusisrorypond:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about the dog, or the cops taking pictures of the dog

"Officers, there’s been a stabbing -" "Ma’am, there is a wiener dog dressed as a mountie."

dana-cardinal:

mypatronusisrorypond:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about the dog, or the cops taking pictures of the dog

"Officers, there’s been a stabbing -" "Ma’am, there is a wiener dog dressed as a mountie."

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(Source: hideiwa)

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

heliolisk:

dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?